OMG Bananas!

Doing another round of interviews. As hard as I try to push for the right button, tapi asyik Cha juga yang better candidate. Sampai tokey pun dok gelak kat aku. Aku pun dah segan nak letak muka kat mana. Aku pun tak tau kat mana silap. Apo den nak buek ni?

Disappointed juga. Tensen sket pun ada juga. Baik hiburkan hati layan Ultraman Pisang.

Work

By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be a boss and work 12 hours a day. - Robert Frost

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Observation

• I only see this happening on low-cost airlines such as Air Asia or Virgin Blue. Gerenti ada orang yang duduk salah seat. Even though dah stated your seat number on your boarding pass, tapi for sure dalam ramai-ramai tuh ada yang gatal bontot nak duduk kat seat orang. Sama ada tak reti baca, salah baca atau memang jenis tak reti bahasa.
• 7 out of 10 stewardess Air Asia mesti rambut karat. Timkai ar? Is it because of their uniforms are red in color so rambut pun kena kaler merah/oren/jingga juga? Last weekend naik Air Asia from KL to Penang, then Penang to KL. All four stewardess dalam flight semua rambut karat. Amazing. By the way, pandai-pandai aku letak 7 out 10 tu. Hehehe.

Irony

• Flight KL to Penang or Penang to KL - 50 minutes travel time one way.
  
• Drive from LCCT to rumah - 80 minutes with Ferrari Kancil walaupun jarak beratus kali ganda pendek. Aku tak sure berapa speed aku bawa sebab meter dalam kereta tuh rosak. But for sure aku memang tekan minyak sampai abis most of the time.
  

The Comedian

"Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the Comedian is the only thing that makes sense." - Edward Blake

Betik

Tadi masa lunch selisih dengan Ashterix. Dia tanya aku, "Wey mana gambar betik?". Aku pun sengeh saja. Jadi untuk tidak menghampakan permintaan kawan-kawan, especially si Ashterix ni (sebab dia salah sorang sifu Unix aku dulu) ni aku letak gambar betik.

Tengoklah puas-puas. Enjoy!

Ni betik ranum.


Ni betik lonjong.


Ni betik ada mata.


Ni pula gambar betik terbelah.